Easter Bunny

 A write-up of an ad from Pennsylvania, where -gasp- smoking is still allowed in public places! The horror! We're all gonna die!

Anti smoking ad  

 

ID bracelet that can 'taze' you if you don't comply with the TSA agents. Sadly, it looks like people around you will be 'tazed' as well, but that's a small price to pay for SECURITY. Especially since those in charge won't have to pay it.

  Security personnel will have free access to anywhere in the airport without the need for ID bracelets, because having a BADGE clears you from all suspicion.

  A nifty news article from good old Minnesota:

Disagreement arose among students when a group at Winona State University posted flyers promoting concealed carry on campus.
The flyers read, “Signs can’t stop acts of violence. Armed citizens
can,” and “This is a gun free zone. If you were planning on shooting a
bunch of innocent people and then yourself, we’re sorry, but that is
not allowed here.”

  Free speech for ME! But not for you, that's 'offensive and inappropiate'!